The latest from The Archive (3/14/2019):
Episode 167.5: Ben's Junk: Ronco Mr. Microphone

Ben: Hey, good lookin’!  How ‘bout I pick you up later?
Attractive Lady: (smacks Ben so hard his fillings are rearranged)
Ben: But it worked for the guy in the commercial…
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